I invented swag.
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watch the throne watch the cradle swag jay z kanye west
February 13, 2012
Sex and Solo Cups: “Well ya see, Norm, it’s like this. A herd of buffalo can only move as...
“Well ya see, Norm, it’s like this. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the…
January 9, 2012
November 28, 2011
Loneliness is the human condition. Cultivate it. The way it tunnels into you allows your soul room to grow. Never expect to outgrow loneliness. Never hope to find people who will understand you, someone to fill that space. An intelligent, sensitive person is the exception, the very great exception. If you expect to find people who will understand you, you will grow murderous with disappointment. The best you’ll ever do is to understand yourself, know what it is that you want, and not let the cattle stand in your way.
Janet Fitch (via thatkindofwoman
)
(Source: venebelle)
October 13, 2011
March 3, 2011
what’s wrong here
Try to find the error. It’s impossible.
AAA
BBB
CCC
DDD
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FFF
GGG
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JJJ
KKK
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Did you know that 80% of UCSD students could not find the error above? Repost this with the title “what’s wrong here”, and when you click “post “, the answer will be really obvious.I still don’t fucking see it
Muahaha, I figured it out!
(Source: backintothevoid)
Via This is just absurd.January 26, 2011
January 21, 2011
I am fairly agile
I can bend and not break
Or I can break and take it with a smile
And I am so resilient
I recover quickly
I’ll convince you soon that I am fine
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dashboard confessional quotes lyrics bend and not break
October 25, 2010
I’m sick of falling for guys who don’t fall back. You all say the nicest things. I’m so great, I’m so nice, but you must be lying because none of you want to date me. So you want to help me? Tell me what I’m doing wrong. Tell my why I’m so easy to give up and maybe I can fix it.
Instant StarSeptember 19, 2010
newsflash: if a guy likes you, he WILL make the effort to talk to you/date you/etc.
June 8, 2010
Hot like mexico, rejoice.
